Kaksi kollikissaa tapasi.Toinen sanoi :
- Kuulin, että olit eilen eläinlääkärillä.
- Pitää paikkansa.Nyt olen sitten konsultti.
- Konsultti ?
- Niin, semmoinen joka tietää miten hommat hoidetaan, mutta ei pysty
hoitelemaan niitä itse.
Päivän huono vitsi:
-Montako taekwondokaa tarvitaan vaihtamaan palanut lamppu?
-Yksi eikä yhtään enempää. Muutoin he riitaantuvat ja perustavat omat lampunvaihto-liittonsa ja lamppu jää vaihtamatta.
Keskellä erämaata oleva auto pysähtyi tuntemattoman vian takia. Autossa oli kyydissä 3 henkilöä: sähkötekniikan insinööri, konetekniikan insinööri sekä tietotekniikan insinööri.
"Vian täytyy olla kyllä elektroniikasta kiini, jokin liitäntä on varmasti syypää tähän", sähkötekniikan insinööri sanoi.
"Ei kyllä tämä viittaa moottori vikaan", konetekniikan insinööri vastasi.
"Pojat pojat, jos mentäisiin ulos, laitettaisiin ikkunat ja ovet kiinni ja koitettaisiin kymmenen minuutin päästä uudelleen jos se käynnistyisi", tietotekniikan insinööri sanoi.
Kate Connonlly, guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 March 2010 19.42 GMT kirjoitti:According to a study, when people feel they have been morally virtuous by saving the planet through their purchases of organic baby food, for example, it leads to the "licensing [of] selfish and morally questionable behaviour", otherwise known as "moral balancing" or "compensatory ethics".
Kate Connonlly, guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 March 2010 19.42 GMT kirjoitti:According to a study, when people feel they have been morally virtuous by saving the planet through their purchases of organic baby food, for example, it leads to the "licensing [of] selfish and morally questionable behaviour", otherwise known as "moral balancing" or "compensatory ethics".
En! Olen erinomainen ihminen ja viherrys tekee minusta vielä erinomaisemman.
Osallistuin kurssille "voimavarat käyttöön", tarkoituksena estää pöönis ym sellaiset ilmiöt. Seuraavalle jaksolle kotiläksyksi annettiin tehtäväksi tehdä testi, jolla mitataan ominaisvahvuuksia. Ykkösenä mulla oli oikeudenmukaisuus ja viimisenä (24:stä) huumorintaju. Ei paljo naurattanu.....
Hyvä viinihumala kirkastaa ihmeellisesti raskaimmatkin rötökset, joten minulla ei liene muuta neuvoa kuin pysytellä päissäni kuin käki elämäni loppuun asti.
Dieter Frey, guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 March 2010 19.42 GMT kirjoitti:"At the moment in which you have proven your credentials in a particular area, you tend to allow yourself to stray elsewhere."
Kate Connonlly, guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 March 2010 19.42 GMT kirjoitti:According to a study, when people feel they have been morally virtuous by saving the planet through their purchases of organic baby food, for example, it leads to the "licensing [of] selfish and morally questionable behaviour", otherwise known as "moral balancing" or "compensatory ethics".
Kate Connonlly, guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 March 2010 19.42 GMT kirjoitti:According to a study, when people feel they have been morally virtuous by saving the planet through their purchases of organic baby food, for example, it leads to the "licensing [of] selfish and morally questionable behaviour", otherwise known as "moral balancing" or "compensatory ethics".
En! Olen erinomainen ihminen ja viherrys tekee minusta vielä erinomaisemman.
Osallistuin kurssille "voimavarat käyttöön", tarkoituksena estää pöönis ym sellaiset ilmiöt. Seuraavalle jaksolle kotiläksyksi annettiin tehtäväksi tehdä testi, jolla mitataan ominaisvahvuuksia. Ykkösenä mulla oli oikeudenmukaisuus ja viimisenä (24:stä) huumorintaju. Ei paljo naurattanu.....
Minulle tuli tästä uutisesta mieleen yksi vanha klassikkopeli - Star Control II. Siinä oli älyllinen hämähäkkilaji nimeltä Ilwrath ...
The Ilwrath consider themselves evil, believing their gods would never reward a species that wasn't evil with their baleful grace. Since evil is sanctioned by their culture, it would be "bad" to do otherwise, and the Ilwrath grow extremely angry when people point this out. The Pkunk have a theory that the Ilwrath were once so noble, pure and good that they could get no better. Then they paradoxically did become better which somehow regressed them to being as evil as possible (a programming joke, see Signed number representations). Religion is the primary factor in Ilwrath society.
Teraslilja_m kirjoitti:Minulle tuli tästä uutisesta mieleen yksi vanha klassikkopeli - Star Control II. Siinä oli älyllinen hämähäkkilaji nimeltä Ilwrath ...
The Ilwrath consider themselves evil, believing their gods would never reward a species that wasn't evil with their baleful grace. Since evil is sanctioned by their culture, it would be "bad" to do otherwise, and the Ilwrath grow extremely angry when people point this out. The Pkunk have a theory that the Ilwrath were once so noble, pure and good that they could get no better. Then they paradoxically did become better which somehow regressed them to being as evil as possible (a programming joke, see Signed number representations). Religion is the primary factor in Ilwrath society.
Meleenä paras kaksinpeli ikinä! Sääli vaan että Ilwrath Avenger oli niin hidas, ja että automaattisen kameran zoomi aina paljasti sen olinpaikan liiankin helposti.
Sillä Renne-nakkikikkelillä taitaa muuten olla tatskana toi vehicle. Vai mikä toi vasemman tissin päällä oleva muka on?
Manaaja kirjoitti:Meleenä paras kaksinpeli ikinä! Sääli vaan että Ilwrath Avenger oli niin hidas, ja että automaattisen kameran zoomi aina paljasti sen olinpaikan liiankin helposti.
Sillä Renne-nakkikikkelillä taitaa muuten olla tatskana toi vehicle. Vai mikä toi vasemman tissin päällä oleva muka on?
In today’s “gross news” category, some female insects might be getting lucky. As an alternative to toxic pesticides, scientists at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem have created “super-sexed” sterilized male leafhoppers to knock bug boots with females in the wild. Yes, that means that the female bugs will miss out on the joys of motherhood, but if the research proves successful, we may be able to eliminate a lot of the harmful and very ungreen chemicals that we currently use to keep food crops pest free.
I hear there’s a Web site where ET can log on and establish a dialogue. How are visitors tested to verify that they are indeed extraterrestrial? There is a list of hurdles they have to get over. In the one case where I got involved directly, there was a contender who swiftly got over the basic hurdles so it was looking a little more positive. Then Allen Tough, who runs the site, contacted me and asked me to suggest a definitive test. I suggested that he send back a hundred-digit number composed of the product of two primes and ask ET to factor it back to the original, because that’s the sort of thing you need a very big computer to do. We obviously picked a number that was too small, because the answer came back right away. So we doubled the size of the number. That’s when the hoaxer, a bored computer operator from Birmingham, England, threw in the towel. The problem with the prime-number test is that it could be defeated by a quantum computer—the Holy Grail of quantum physics—should one ever be built. So if ET has a quantum computer it could come up with the answer. But it seems like a good test, as you can grade it immediately by taking the claimed answer and doing the multiplication.
New York Post By J.D. SHAPIRO Last Updated: 4:32 PM, March 28, 2010 kirjoitti:This month, "Battlefield Earth," the blockbuster bomb based on the novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, won the Razzie for "Worst Movie of the Decade." J.D. Shapiro, the film's first screenwriter, accepted the award in person. Shapiro, who also wrote the screenplay for "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," "We Married Margo," and is developing a King Arthur spoof called "524 AD" (524AD.com), explains what it's like to be attached to one of Hollywood's most notorious flops.
Let me start by apologizing to anyone who went to see "Battlefield Earth."
It wasn't as I intended -- promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those.
"In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!"
"In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!"
En ole nähnyt ko. leffaa. Pitäisi varmaan katsoa.
Itse kiersin kaukoviisaasti kyseisen leffan, mutta veikkaan, että sillä on varmaan arvoa kalkkunaviihteenä
