Millainen hullu olisit?

[elco]

Myöhäistä. Soitan heti konstaapeli Sisulle, jos alkaa tulla uutisia sarjamurhaajasta, joka kerää voitonmerkikseen nuorten naisten nännejä.

Se on kyllä poliisimesteri eikä mikään konstaapeli.

Eikös se ole komisario? Olen itse varmaan osittain syypää tuon konstaapeli Sisun viljelemiseen täällä. Unkariksi se on tietenkin Szimat felügyelő.

[elco]

Tuli mieleen, että huimasta saisi kanssa loistavan Suomen Psykon: pikkutyttöjä korjaisi kalma liukuhihnalta, kun hymyrunopoika tarjoilisi myrkytettyä punaviiniä, hiustenkuivaajaa ja ketteriä menetelmiä suoraan vaahtokylpyyn.

[huima]

Tuli mieleen, että huimasta saisi kanssa loistavan Suomen Psykon: pikkutyttöjä korjaisi kalma liukuhihnalta, kun hymyrunopoika tarjoilisi myrkytettyä punaviiniä, hiustenkuivaajaa ja ketteriä menetelmiä suoraan vaahtokylpyyn.

Aika karua.

Hiustenkuivaaja vaahtokylpyyn ei sitäpaitsi ole mitenkään suositeltavaa. Siinä helposti hiuksetkin kärähtää ja se haju on kamala. Ellei siis ole kastellut niitä hiuksia etukäteen.

[Ylermi Ylihankala]

Myöhäistä. Soitan heti konstaapeli Sisulle, jos alkaa tulla uutisia sarjamurhaajasta, joka kerää voitonmerkikseen nuorten naisten nännejä.

Se on kyllä poliisimesteri eikä mikään konstaapeli.

Eikös se ole komisario? Olen itse varmaan osittain syypää tuon konstaapeli Sisun viljelemiseen täällä. Unkariksi se on tietenkin Szimat felügyelő.

Ankkalinnassa asuu poliisimestari Sisu. Muualla voi olla vaikka ketä.

[par-sky]

Mä olisin selkeesti askarteleva hullu. Vääntäisin rakettirepun vaahtosammuttimista, riippuliitimen muovikasseista ja ninjasukset jolla voi kulkea veden päällä. Viikottain lähettäisin niksi-Pirkkaan kasan sukkahousuvinkkejä. Taloni ja pihani olisi täynnä rikkinäisiä koneita, joista huurupäissäni muokkaisin hybridejä. Naapuruston kersat kerääntyis kattomaan aidan viereen kun testaan uusimpia keksintöjäni ja aikuiset kyyläis salaa. Uteliaimmat tulisi lainaamaan työkaluja tai pyytämään että tekisin pieniä korjauksia. Villein huhu olisi että kellarissani on itse rakentamani sähkötuoli.

[Manaaja]

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[Stadinarska]

No kyllä tuo edellinen oli jonkinlainen tutkintotodistus ainakin oikeasta puolihulluudesta. Itse olisin vakuuttunut ja antaisin hullunpestin. Mutta mikä olisi työpaikka? En aivan usko, että se armeijakaan olisi vitsin mukaan.

Mutta minkälainen hullu olisin. Kyllä minä luulen, että olisin itsekseni höpöttäjä ja tytöille höpöttäjä ja omituisia ääniä päästävä.
Kun joku tulisi käytävällä vastaan olisi varmaan hulluna mukava kommentoida kaikenalaista. Kerran yksi töissä oli oikeasti hullu (tuleva skitso), joka takoi rintaansa kun joku tuli vastaan ja ääni oli kuin Tarzanin.

En aivan osaa uskoa, että sairastuisin oikeaan "hulluuteen", siis psykoosiin tai skitsotautiin, mutta se ei olekaan leikin asia. Voih.

Olenko minä muuten muuttunut liian tylsäksi?

Jos laittaisin tämän väreillä niin olisin hullussa ketjussa katu-uskottava?
ENKÄ tee nyt.

Annan olla Sairanoliivi nyt!

STADINARSKALAINEN
se minä olen

[milli]

urheiluhullu .. tietty

[JoeB]

Kaippa sitä voisi olla joku multipersoonallisuushäiriöstä kärsivä psykopaatti jolla pahanlaatuinen fobia oravia kohtaan, ai niin bakteerikammo ja päälle vielä joku pakkomielle esim. valokytkimiin niin olisi aina jotain tekemistä.

[prosessi]

En pysty vastaamaan, johtuen siitä, että jokaisesta ihmisestä löytyvät kaikkien mielenterveyshäiriöiden perusainesosat, joita erilaiset elämäntilanteet sitten provosoivat esiin. Pitkäkestoinen stressi lisää esim. ihan kenen tahansa neuroottisia piirteitä, vaikeat elämänmuutokset masennusalttiutta jne. Jotta kysymykseen voisi vastata, pitäisi osata ennustaa oman elämänsä tulevat tapahtumat.

[Ylermi Ylihankala]

Jotta kysymykseen voisi vastata, pitäisi osata ennustaa oman elämänsä tulevat tapahtumat.

Tai sitten voi, kuten muutkin, ottaa lunkisti ja yrittää kehittää jotain omasta mielestä nokkelaa. Ei me sua tyrmätä, vaikkei diagnoosi kympillä osuisikaan.

[prosessi]

Jotta kysymykseen voisi vastata, pitäisi osata ennustaa oman elämänsä tulevat tapahtumat.

Tai sitten voi, kuten muutkin, ottaa lunkisti ja yrittää kehittää jotain omasta mielestä nokkelaa. Ei me sua tyrmätä, vaikkei diagnoosi kympillä osuisikaan.

Kirjoitin aiheesta kokonaisen kirjan, nokkelaakin nokkelamman! Ei taida onnistua copypastettaminen tänne...

[sinsin]

Mää luulen, et musta tulis erakkorunoilija. Ampuisin haulikolla kaikki tontille uskaltautuvat ja pitäisin ulkomaailmaan yhteyttä ainoastaan käsittämättömillä runoillani, joita julkaisisin todennäköisesti jossain nettifoorumilla. Lapseni kävisi kerran viikossa jättämässä tontin reunalle kassillisen ruokaa siitä hyvästä että työkyvyttömyyseläkkeeni ohjataan hänen tililleen.

Peltikatto
kuusi kiloa nautaa
maalipöntössä kiemurrellen
tähdet ja kuu,
palelen.

[SikaMika]

Pulsu äpyäräppiä päppärä. Känsöä kässilässi käkätä täkää räyssi pöterrö pöppö. Reepua sepiksi ällykä piisamissasimaseepia pätyvä juuh...*kärr kärr kärr*

[Manaaja]

Pulsu äpyäräppiä päppärä. Känsöä kässilässi käkätä täkää räyssi pöterrö pöppö. Reepua sepiksi ällykä piisamissasimaseepia pätyvä juuh...*kärr kärr kärr*

Kyllä yksi niba jo riittää, kiitos vain.

[Paha Keisari]

Ehkä voisi sittenkin harkita Italian pääministeriyttä hulluuden uudeksi lajiksi.

Berlusconin sanomisista löytyi uusi mottokin!

http://www.hs.fi/ulkomaat/artikkeli/Ber ... 5246223511

[Manaaja]

^ Nojaa. Ihan perusnarskulta se mun mielestä pikemminkin vaikuttaa. Aikamoinen velho kyllä, kun pystyy jopa omista naissäädöistään pistämään vaimon anteeksipyyntövastuuseen.