Päivän linkki

[exPertti]

Aprillipäivänä kitinän linkit&sivut voisikin laittaa kulkemaan Google translaten kautta. Aasi, olisiko sopiva haaste?

Suositaan nyt sentään suomalaista.

korsoraattori.evvk.com

kityyn ei suoraan päässyt, mutta ehkä pienellä avulla.

Lomautuxet johtuvat markkinoiden hiljenemisest ja totanoin töiden vähenemisestä.


Lomautusaiheesta iltalehdessä korsoraattorin läpi ajettuna:
"Järvenpään yxikön henkilökunta vittu on Koutosen mukaan tiätsä ottanut asian edes "hiukan niinku positiivisesti, vaikka vittu asia on ikävä".

- Toisaalt lomautus on aina totanoin parempi kuin vittu irtisanomisist neuvotteleminen. Ja täl tiätsä hetkel niinku olemme neuvotelleet vittu lomautuxista. Työpaikkojen menettämisel totanoin ei vittu täs vaihees kannata spekuloida, Koutonen toteaa.

- Yritetään nyt selvitä tiätsä täst lomautuxilla. Lomauttavat niinku Mezo Paperin yxiköt vittu valmistavat paperi- ja totanoin kartonkikoneita, paperin jälkikäsittelykoneita sekä vittu toimittavat koneisiin liittyviä huolto- ja tiätsä asiantuntijapalveluita.

Jyväskyläs yrityxen palveluxes on noin 2 niinku 000 henkilöä, vittu Järvenpääs noin tuhat totanoin ja Hollolas vajaat sata. "

[Teraslilja_m]

With Obama election comes the return of the vampire

Zombies are red, vampires are blue.

Whatever its challenges, the Bush White House has presided over a period of robust health for a genre that – if history is any guide – will soon fade: the zombie movie.

Tuesday's election of a Democratic president, meanwhile, comes at the start of a new cycle of vampire films (“Twilight,” “Let the Right One In”) and TV shows (HBO's “True Blood.”)
...
“Democrats, who want to redistribute wealth to 'Main Street,' fear the Wall Street vampires who bleed the nation dry,” Newitz argued, noting that Dracula and his ilk arose from the aristocracy. “Republicans fear a revolt of the poor and disenfranchised, dressed in rags and coming to the White House to eat their brains.”
...
Whatever the reason, when forecasting White House victories, monsters have been nearly as accurate as pollsters. By Newitz's tally, Bush's election in 2000 came at the start of a massive upsurge in zombie flicks: 183 in seven years, for an average of 26 a year.
...
Recently, though, there were signs that the zombie's heyday – and the GOP's hold on the White House – was ending. Between 2008 and 2010, at least 39 vampire films have been green-lighted for production.

[swirl]

Huh?

[Teraslilja_m]

Kuuluuko mikrosi kovalevyltä ääniä?

Hard drive sounds

These are some typical sounds we hear in our data recovery lab.

Varmuuskopiot tekemättä? Myöhäistä!

[EveryWoman]

Siltä varalta, ettei tää ole vielä ollut täällä:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam

[Bluntly]

Jos on liian hyvä fiilis:

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum ... elp-11192/

[EveryWoman]

Elämästä ja kuolemasta:

http://deathwatchjournal.wordpress.com/

[Teraslilja_m]

Esimerkillinen tapa valvoa IP oikeuksiaan netissä!

The Monty Python Channel on YouTube

For 3 years you YouTubers have been ripping us off, taking tens of thousands of our videos and putting them on YouTube. Now the tables are turned. It's time for us to take matters into our own hands.

We know who you are, we know where you live and we could come after you in ways too horrible to tell. ...

[Teraslilja_m]

Esimerkillinen tapa valvoa IP oikeuksiaan netissä!

The Monty Python Channel on YouTube

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life (in High-Quality version)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ[/youtube]

[prosessi]

Melkein alkoi akvaarioharrastus kiinnostaa!

[Teraslilja_m]

Etiikka ... kaiken 'kivan' tieteenteon estäjä?

Return of the Neanderthals - If we can resurrect them through fossil DNA, should we?

Last week in Nature, scientists reported major progress in sequencing the genome of woolly mammoths. They reconstructed it from two fossilized hair samples. One was 20,000 years old; the other was 65,000 years old. Now, according to Nicholas Wade of the New York Times, biologists are discussing "how to modify the DNA in an elephant's egg so that after each round of changes it would progressively resemble the DNA in a mammoth egg. The final-stage egg could then be brought to term in an elephant mother."
Cool, huh? But that's not the half of it. Wade notes:

The full genome of the Neanderthal, an ancient human species probably driven to extinction by the first modern humans that entered Europe some 45,000 years ago, is expected to be recovered shortly. If the mammoth can be resurrected, the same would be technically possible for Neanderthals.

In fact, Wade points out, there are good reasons to re-create a Neanderthal: "No one knows if Neanderthals could speak. A living one would answer that question and many others."

[Bhven]

Keskinäisen kehumisen kerho eli KKK opettaa sinut nauttimaan yrityksesi ja tuotteidesi kehumisesta.

http://www.helmenkalastaja.fi/keskinais ... _kerho.htm

[elco]

Etiikka ... kaiken 'kivan' tieteenteon estäjä?

Mammutin perimän tuikkaaminen norsun munasoluun on eettisesti aikalailla helpompaa, kuin alkaa etsimään kohdunvuokrausta neandertaalille.

[Teraslilja_m]

Ahdistaako naapuri läheisyydellään? Oletko valmis osallistumaan kaikkien aikojen rakennusurakkaan?
Etsitäänkö tai rakennetaanko Dysonin pallo tai edes rengas!?


No Dyson Spheres Found Yet

Dyson reasoned that an efficient civilization wouldn’t want all of the valuable energy from its home star to fly uselessly into outer space, so they would try to capture it. The solution is then obvious: a sphere of matter that encircles the entire star.

Old news, right. What I hadn’t realized is that there is something called the Fermilab Dyson Sphere search program, led by Richard Carrigan, which recently updated its results (summarized in the title of this post). A star like the Sun radiates something pretty close to a blackbody spectrum; but if you capture all of the energy in the Sun’s radiation, and then re-radiate it from a much larger sphere (e.g. one astronomical unit in diameter), it comes out at a much lower temperature — a few hundred Kelvin. Dyson therefore proposed a search strategy, looking for blackbody objects radiating in the far infrared, around 10 microns in wavelength.

And the search is now going on! Indeed, Carrigan’s most recent results were just released on astro-ph a few weeks ago:

Searches have been conducted for both pure (fully cloaked) and partial Dyson Spheres in the blackbody temperature region 100 < T < 600 deg K. Other stellar signatures that resemble a Dyson Sphere are reviewed. When these signatures are used to eliminate sources that mimic Dyson Spheres very few candidates remain and even these are ambiguous. Upper limits are presented for both pure and partial Dyson Spheres. The sensitivity of the LRS was enough to find solar-sized Dyson Spheres out to 300 pc, a reach that encompasses a million solar- type stars.

[Bhven]

You Mean People Actually PAID to Have Sex with These Women?!

http://thejebbica.com/humor/you-mean-pe ... ese-women/

[Bhven]

A mile and a half (two and a half kilometers) underwater, a remote control submersible's camera has captured an eerie surprise: an alien-like, long-armed, and—strangest of all—"elbowed" Magnapinna squid.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... pinna.html

[Bhven]

Joku yrittää lyödä rahoiksi

http://www.miljoonaeuroa.com/index.html

[Tix]

Täältä löytyy erinomaisia lahjaideoita:

http://www.stupid.com/fun/2008.html

[Duck]

Melodinen älypeli Auditorium:
http://www.playauditorium.com/

Tosin peliä voi pelata ilman ääntäkin, joten musa on vain höyste. Mutta nättiä katsottavaa joka tapauksessa.

[Bhven]

Amerikkalaiset harrastaa:

[Duck]

Jänöjussi seikkailee
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/

[Teraslilja_m]

Vituttaako, kun naapurilla on komeampi auto, isompi talo ja kauniimpi vaimo?

Ei hätää... et ole yksin, myös paras ystäväsi on kateellinen...
Kateus korventaa koiraakin

Tutkimusten mukaan apinat närkästyvät, jos lajitoveri saa isomman palkinnon samanlaisesta suorituksesta. Myös koirat reagoivat epäreiluuteen, vaikkeivät niin vahvasti kuin apinat, huomasivat Wienin yliopiston tutkijat.

Edit: Sama uutinen, enemmän yksityiskohtia
Koiratkin kadehtivat

[Bhven]

Ala-arvoinen

Tuote Heijastinteippi
Ostopaikka Biltema, Helsinki

http://www.autoliitto.fi/testit_ja_ajon ... nvertailu/

[Lolita]

Deittipalvelu aasilaisia pystytisumisuja etsivälle *wink wink*

http://www.asianeuro.com/Finnish/

[masa]

Avustukset kehitysmaille lopetettava! (wanha)

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spi ... 63,00.html