Legendaariset repliikit

[Elukka]

Hop. Tähän ketjuun saapi mainostaa mielestään parhaiNpia / legendaarisimpia elokuvareploja ikinä.

Muutama kuolematon tulee heti mieleen:

"Bond. James Bond." -Bond-leffat

"I'll be back." -Terminator-trilogia

"I have a bad feeling about this..." -Star Wars-"trilogia" (heksologia? whatever.)

"I'm too old for this [shit]!" -löytyy monestakin leffasta.

"- We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
-Hit it."
-Blues Brothers

"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
-Pulp Fiction

"Mennääs nyt tuon suon yli niin että heilahti!"
-Tuntematon sotilas

"I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run."
-Bad Taste

"Ex-ter-mi-nate!"
- Dr. Who

"He's dead, Jim."
- Star Trek

"'Making it worse'? How can it be worse? Jehova, Jehova, Jeho-ow! Hey, we haven't started yet!"
&
"-YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
-I'm not..."
&
"-What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
-It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
-It's symbolic of his struggle against reality. "
-Monty Python's the Life of Brian

"Mis-ter An-der-son."
-Matrix-trilogia

(Vai oliks tää enempi ikiliikkujaosastoa? Ylipito siirtänee, jos on tarpeen.)

[Vaola]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Rhett Butler - Tuulen viemää

"Look I don't know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!"
"As long as I have one ass instead of two, I'll wear what I like, if that's alright with you.."
Julia Robertsin esittämä Erin - Erin Brockowich

[par-sky]

"Onks tääl sähköö, voiks tääl föönaa?"
Kummeli Kultakuume

[Quarter]

"Do I have a sign on my lawn saying 'dead nigger storage'?"
- Pulp Fiction

"Legendaarista!"
- Kummeli kultakuume

"You are pukes. You're the lowest form of life on earth. You're not even human-fucking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit"
"How tall are you private? - Five foot nine, Sir! - Five foot nine, gee I didn't know they stack shit that high"
- Full metal jacket. Oikeastaan koko Hartmanin repliikkikokoelman voisi pasteta.. mahtavaa

[Bhven]

"You're The Man now, dog."
Sean Connery - Finding Forrester

[slam]

heille elämä

[Googlebot]

Do you know what I wanna do? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO?!?

- What?!?

Strut.

Tony Manero (John Travolta) in Staying Alive. Ehkä elokuvahistorian mieleenpainuvin ja käänteentekevin lausahdus joka muutti käsityksemme historian kulusta nyt ja iankaikkisesti aamen.

[Storia]

AK-47 - when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mothafucker in a room (tjtn)
-Pulp Fiction-

[Elukka]

AK-47 - when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mothafucker in a room (tjtn)
-Pulp Fiction-

Heh, tästä tuli mieleen ko. aseen kuvaus Jagged Alliance -sarjan peleistä...
Suomentuu jokseenkin seuraavasti:
"Maailman suosituin sotilasase, tuttu Afganiastanista, Koreasta ja useista matkustajalentokoneista..."

[PerttiMakimaa]

"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing."

Samaisesta rainasta on myös kaikkein paras toteamus:
"Become vengeance, David. Become wrath."

[elco]

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Say hello to my little friend.

You think you're big time? You gonna fucking die big time.

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.

Pulp Fictionista paras läppä on sitäpaitsi:
You're about to explode?! Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

[NuoriDaavid]

Suunnittelen vaatteita, joiden avulla ihminen voi
a) oppia tuntemaan itsensä paremmin (ylläripylläri!),
b) kehittää esteettistä valveutuneisuuttaan ja
c) voida henkisesti paremmin ympäristönsä esteettisen laadun kohoamisen seurauksena.

Kun ihmiset tuntevat itsensä paremin ja voivat paremmin, he tekevät maailmassa enemmän hyvää ja vähemmän pahaa.

-EW Kitinän ammatinvalintaa koskevassa asiakeskustelussa 8/2007

[huima]

AK-47 - when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mothafucker in a room (tjtn)
-Pulp Fiction-

Mjoo, mutta tämähän oli Jackie Brownista - jossa Samuel esitti sitä asekauppiasta, Ordell Robbieta.

[huima]

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Say hello to my little friend.

Pitääpä katsoa DVD:ltä illalla taas tämäkin.

[1108]

Mjoo, mutta tämähän oli Jackie Brownista - jossa Samuel esitti sitä asekauppiasta, Ordell Robbieta.

Kerkesit nusasta pilkkua nopeammin.

Douh.

[Elppis]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[PerttiMakimaa]

"I can hear Jimi"

"You are so stupid. It would take your mother 1, no. 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES."

[bedlam]

Rimembö wen ai pramist tu kill you laast? AI LAID!
Commando

Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?
This is Spinal Tap

...these go to eleven.
This is Spinal Tap

[Rouva Pupu]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

Kaikki Hartmanin repliikit on kyllä myös erittäin hyvin paljon pop.

[more]

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? "

[Tix]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

Kaikki Hartmanin repliikit on kyllä myös erittäin hyvin paljon pop.

Tässä on nainen joka tietää mistä puhuu.

[SikaMika]

"Too many assholes, too few bullets"

Ja Sgt. Hartman tosiaankin kokonaisuudessaan, aivan helmeä läppää! "What is your major malfunction, private Pyle?"

[Tix]

"What is your major malfunction, private Pyle?"

Toi on ihan lemppareita. Mulla on se hartmannin alkuspiikki mp3-tiedostona. Ihan kuningas.

"I didn't know they stack shit that high."

ja

You’re pubes! You’re the lowest form of life on earth! You’re not even human fucking beings! You’re nothing but unorganized pieces of amphibian shit!”

[Rouva Pupu]

You’re pubes! You’re the lowest form of life on earth! You’re not even human fucking beings! You’re nothing but unorganized pieces of amphibian shit!”

Tämä on ihan ykkönen. Taisi joskus city aikoina olla allekirjoituksenakin.

[elco]

Ja Sgt. Hartman tosiaankin kokonaisuudessaan, aivan helmeä läppää! "What is your major malfunction, private Pyle?"

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Lee Harvey Osvaldista ja jostain toisesta murhamiehestä:
Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do.

Mutta on siinä leffassa pirusti kaikkea muutakin aivan uskomatonta.

Se mikälie eversti:
We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.

Ja se helikopteriampuja (joutuu liimaamaan, kun ei voi muistaa oikein):
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?